Elephants on Parade

As a big guy living on the second floor I try to walk softly in my apartment out of courtesy for the folks below me. But yesterday, I saw a huge BYU banner hanging in their front window. We live a block from the USU campus you dicks. Also I have no respect for a school where you are guaranteed to get a degree if you served a mission. Needless to say, I'm no longer going to think before I step.