Friday, March 13, 2009
Just to clear up any confusion. The adorable youngster in the short shorts holding school supplies a couple of posts back, is in fact me. Yes, at one time I was cute enough to kidnap. I can't tell you what happened. Well, actually I could, but it involves a bit more gluttony than I care to admit to.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
So the day after I buy my iPhone, my stock in Apple jumps up 6.6%. Coincidence? Well, I have no choice but to believe that my actions are directly affecting the economy. So everyone should follow my lead, and go buy an iPhone, iPod, or any one of Apple's amazing Mac computers. We'll be out of this economic slump in no time.